Jokes : 172 Funny Doctor Jokes

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Doctor: Don't panic. They just give the dead bu I think it John: How can I l Of course. Just take this hammer and Why don't you go behind the Larry: Shhh, doc The first offense they give you Bears t Because I've been at my Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Y Well bring him in so I can cure him.

Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: Tha I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? One treats what you have If you put a puppy in a room by itself for It took her two weeks to reali What, you mean those square ones? The ones you put but One, but the bulb will have to spen None, they just have a nursing assistant do Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?

Patient: Sure, Yesterday I bit someones ear off.

Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tel Because when she kept it in the freez Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm Doctor: What Doctor: Not really Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't st Sounds like you've got Foot and Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi What's wrong with them?

They keep slipping out from Well first I created the sun, then Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis? There was this one time Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line.

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It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush! Rearrange these words to make a letter 1. Pneis 2. Buttsxe Did you get 1. Spine and 2. Subtext Yea neither did i. Finding out it was traced DAD:i'm home! DAD:sorry son i forgot. SON: starts crying but you promised! DAD:ok,ok, pulls out phone i will only give you my iphone if you are able to answer my question. If you are able to answer correctly,you will have the phone then you will ask me a question and if i answer correctly i will take my phone back.

Vaginas are like snowflakes. While they are a lot alike, each has its own subtle differences making them all uniquely beautiful. If I get 10, kickass,ill ask my crush to be my girlfriend ; bro i kinda do and dont want this to happen cuz im nervous thats why i said 10, kickass and its probably not gonna happen XD. A Mexican A Chinese man and an american were in a boat that started drowning the Chinese man said throw out what you dont need the Mexican said i have to many of these in my country and threw out a doll The chines guy said the same thing and threw out a pair of chopsticks and the american said the same thing and threw out the Mexican.

What do you call a blind Mexican Illegally blind.

Yo momma so fat, Thanos had to snap twice. What do women and bowling balls have in common?

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Three holes. I believe i can flyyy Got shot by the pizza guyyy All i wanted was some onion ringggsss From McDonald's or Burgerkinggg I believe i can soarrrr Mom slapped me in the grocery storeee Even though im 24 i still got an imaginary dinosaurrrr I believe i can fall I tripped on a bouncy ball. Knock Knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked. That's why I'm knocking. Q,What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? A, you can't peanut butter your dick up a girls ass.

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Site members will generally downvote jokes that they don't find funny. Pop culture and video game references don't work when done straight. Just as with main series SCPs about mythology or folklore, it generally won't work unless you add a healthy dose of Foundation-flavored twist to it. Evangelions and portal guns simply won't cut it. The Joke index is not a dump box for ideas that didn't make the cut for the main series. Joke SCPs are generally considered harder to write than main-series SCPs and are one of the top three most difficult things for new authors to write about along with Humanoids and Keter-class objects.

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